Are you a deviant?
join us as we crack open the door to the padded cell and release...
join us as we crack open the door to the padded cell and release...
What do you get when you cross a Dominatrix, a kookie history nerd, a camp Queen, a quick witted bus driver and a Scouser that needs subtitles? You get absolute chaos!!Â
When you crack open the door to The Padded Cell, you never know what you’re going to get!Â
We delve into the strange, macabre, the sexy and the outrageous….with smatterings of plain silly.Â
We offer you escapism from the shit that life hurls at you and we laugh at ourselves as much as we laugh at the other idiots out there!Â
We deep dive into subjects that we all secretly want to know about, but feel weird admitting it!Â
Join us in our corner of chaos for a weekly dose of deviance!Â
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Some personal faves.....
30 Apr 26
An epic episode filled with conspiracy, a zombie drug, a high profile kidnapping, a very public stabbing, a witchy festival and a smelly lady Lobotomy. We totally lost Kev at the end…he took a drink at the completely wrong moment!!Â
7 MAY 26
Sisi, who is pretty in pink…apart from the pink sparkly Crocs! lol We LOVED filming this episode and we know you’ll love it too! Vicky brings us explosions at sea, a composers secret, Victorian ailments, sparkly poo and Sisi brings us another bad bitch of history…a witch!
28 MAY 26
A kinky friend reaches out from ‘the other side’, Barry proves how vanilla he actually is when he delves into Vicky’s lucky dip BDSM kit bag and we have tales from Victorian brothels, Monster studies, a clothing scandal a Fetish Factoid that ‘goes both ways’.
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Meet the hosts
Vicky
The dominatrix
a dOMINATRIX WITH A WICKED STREAK TO GO WITH HER WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR, vICKY STEERS THE SHIP THROUGH EACH EPISODE, BRINGING YOU TALES FROM THE DARKER SIDE OF LIFE
vicky is also the producer of the podcast and the designer of this fabulous website 😉 lol
SISI WEDNESDAY
the history nerd
quirky, kookie and interesting as fuck! sisi wednesday is a curvy pole dancer, a local history nerd and pirate expert.
her storytelling is hypnotic and her passion for history is addictive...she can also talk more than Vicky!!
ANDY
The CHEEKY SCOUSER
YOU CAN'T GET MORE SCOUSE THAN OUR LOVEABLE ANDY! hE IS THE KARAOKE KING WITH THE MOVES TO MATCH.
EXPECT SHOCKS, REVELATIONS, BELLY LAUGHTER AND SOME FRANK OPINIONS.
WATCH OUT FOR HIS SIGNATURE SCHMOOZE AND OBSCURE SCOUSE LINGO.
BARRY
the LAID BACK BUS DRIVER
a lover of coffee, beer and good times, baz is so laid back he's almost horizontal!
A DAD OF 4 KIDS AND A HECTIC LIFE, HE USES HIS TIME ON THE POD TO DECOMPRESS AND THE DRY HUMOURED BANTER FLOWS!
HIS VOICE HAS BEEN DESCRIBED BY FANS AS 'WARM HONEY', WHICH HE SECRETLY LIKES 😉
KEV
The CAMP QUEEN
KEV IS VICKY'S BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER, BUT NOT AS DARK...HE'S PINK!
hE BRINGS PASSION, CAMP, LAUGHS, GREAT CONVO AND A COOL MOUSTACHE.
hE'S A LONG TERM LISTENER OF THE POD AND NOW HE'S A VERY GIDDY HOST!
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